sosupershy:

Butterflies | via Tumblr on We Heart It.

eugenesledge:

liebgott probably: 

david webster??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of webster spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of webster and sharks scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

anamaycrystal:

Webster storms into their bedroom, jumps on the bed and shakes Joe awake, Joe turns around sleepy and annoyed “What!?”
“Happy Shark Week!!” Webster yells with the biggest shit eating grin on his face, before rolling off the bed and returning to the living room to watch tv.
Joe groans, rolls his eyes and turns back around to go to sleep but smiles to himself.

kendrawcandraw:

My fetish is Braeden being better than Derek at things kendrawcandraw:

My fetish is Braeden being better than Derek at things kendrawcandraw:

My fetish is Braeden being better than Derek at things

kendrawcandraw:

My fetish is Braeden being better than Derek at things

(Source: amazingxmen)

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

not-safe-for-earth:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

carnivaldog:

homemadehorrors:

excessunrated:

SUCH A BABY.

…perfect bby.

OKAY I have to drop some newly acquired knowledge, and maybe a lot of people already know this BUT LISTEN

Hippos are, like…real, living land whales. It’s been genetically proven that their closest relatives are NOT pigs as was once believed, but whales! Hippos even make whistles and clicks underwater to communicate as well as help them “see” in murky waters. 

They also have some incredibly thick skin that is extremely difficult to cut, and when they do get injured their skin secretes a special fluid that acts like a natural antibiotic ointment that prevents infections and speeds up the healing process. And this fluid turns blood red when it meets the air, so it looks pretty badass, too.

Also, the bones in their limbs are SOLID. There is no marrow, no hollow space, they are 100% BONE, MOTHERFUCKER. It helps weigh them down in the water so they can more easily submerge, and it helps support their weight on land. These bones can withstand the impact of a running hippo, and they aren’t slow, either!

Hippos are also responsible for more human deaths annually than crocodiles or other predators like lions and so on. Because they don’t take no shit, bro. 

HIPPOS ARE REALLY FREAKING COOL, YOU GUYS.

*whispers* the number one cause of baby hippo deaths is adult male hippos

That’s because somewhere between that adorable squishy above and adulthood, they become one of the most aggressive animals on earth.